The Impetuous Pestery of the Impostor

(otherwise known as fakery f*ckery)

I had a real doozer of a dream a few nights ago, friends. A super-duper pulse-pounding, heart-hammering, nerve-knotting nightmare of a doozer. Anybody else here seeing an uptick in wild and wily dreams lately? Yeah, I’m not surprised to see a few nods out there. After all, there’s no grist for the ol’ dream mill quite like a steady supply of fascist f*c…