Basic Hygiene for Hell in the Hallway

Keys to avoiding collapse in the corridor.

Hail, friends! As in hail be thou! As in may thou be in good health! As in I’m delighted to see thee again! Golly. What’s going on with this compulsion to greet you as though we were passing in the muddy lanes of medieval London?? I beg your pardon, friends. It’s just that it really feels like it’s been a hot minute since last we hashed out a thing or t…